Posts Tagged ‘sarah palin

08
Feb
10

hard to remember

Palin's Hand

I imagine most people have seen this already but in case they haven’t: Sarah Palin’s “cheating on high school math test” style crib notes from her appearance at the Tea Party convention. I always thought putting a little piece of paper with the answers written on it in my sock worked better. In case you can’t make it out, it says:

Energy
Budget Tax
Lift American Spirits

Kind of amazing.

05
Jul
09

Happy Birthday USA

It is the 4th of July. There is a coup in Honduras. Michael Jackson is dead. Sarah Palin quit.

Today is hot and thickly aired. Real unemployment is solidly entrenched in the double digits. Today is darkening. Please go outside and watch the fireworks and if you are lucky you might get a girl’s arm next to yours. Steve McNair was killed. Roger Federer is in another final and Tiger Woods is tied for the lead.

I learned that echidnas have cloacas and 4-headed penises.

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