Let’s finish this Choose Your Own Adventure book we started oh so long ago.
I wrote PAGE 102 today. There are only 3 pages remaining. We can totally do this thing. Then I’ll organize the editing and illustrating and within a few weeks we can release it as the first book from the Ghost Island University Press.
To make it to the girl, you must first fight through the Order Words of PAGE 102 of the Webster’s New World Dictionary.
The girl is named Sara, by the way. She wears the exact same clothing as your grandmother did but she wears it sexy.
Most of the Order Words are easy to defeat but the Centurions prove quite a challenge and the Cerebellum is just like Krang on the Ninja Turtles.
Cervantes is there too. He hoists you up on the tip of his jousting spear and hangs you to a windmill by your underpants.
You begin to chafe, much to your chagrin, but finally tumble down and are safely past the last of the Order Words.
Sara takes your upper teeth in her cupped hand and plucks them right out of your face. You’ll find it harder to talk now, she tells you. You’ll be language mangled. Your gums bleed a flow to the dirt below and Sara holds you with one arm about your waste while her free hand skips your teeth like stones across sea.