13
Apr
09

Clarence Thomas Loves Dishwashers

From the NY Times:

“I have to admit,” he said, “that I’m one of those people that still thinks the dishwasher is a miracle. What a device! And I have to admit that because I think that way, I like to load it. I like to look in and see how that dishes were magically cleaned.”

1) Yes, there is a strange grammatical error when he says, ‘see how that’. He probably should have said ‘those’ instead of ‘that’.

2) This is great prose.

3) CT also loves soda.

Thus I present:

“I have to admit that I’m one of those people that still thinks Diet Coke is a miracle! I have to admit my desire to have children with Diet Coke and to leave my most private hairs on Diet Coke’s lid or opening. Do you think the pull-tab on a soda opens up to it’s vagina? I like to open that pull tab and leave a bit of myself there and watch those little bubbles caressing my hair!”

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