16
Jan
09

Illegal Linaria Vulgaris Operations on South Mountain

Reported to the Ghost Island authorities this morning was a green house of Linaria Vulgaris located on South Mountain. Authorities were informed of this operation of illegal linaria vulgaris when they came across a small disorderly underground press calling itself The Spark, which has spread rumors of a Plebian revolution. Additionally, linaria vulgaris are reported to have bypassed routine mail screening and circulated among unlawfuls possibly through the hands of fraudulent postmen. Though our authorities have yet to ascertain any of the unlawfuls, any person and place associated with the specimen are subject to elimination by royal law.

Our beloved King declined to comment on the aforementioned criminal activity, however, did choose to comment on recent allegations in the popular press of Ghost Island having a military: “The founding constitution of our Island, of course, eliminated any need for military or defense operations waged against an enemy in accordance with the principle of perpetual peace.”

Vivat Philosophus Rex!

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1 Response to “Illegal Linaria Vulgaris Operations on South Mountain”


  1. 1 butttub
    January 16, 2009 at 3:30 am

    down with tyranny/up with people


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