13
Jan
09

La Jetee: Notes from the Future

From entry #2 in a section of the 2009 Ghost Island Farmer’s Almanac entitled “Scatological Humor and Various Miscellany” found in the Ghost Island Seed Vault, c. 3104, the following passage confounded future settlers.  It reads, 

“Notes from a fellow newborn blog,

http://boomcrunchcrash.wordpress.com/2009/01/08/roadaccidentsvshamas/  

In 2005, Gastric ulcers killed nearly as many Israelis, about 50, as did terrorist groups such as Hamas.  In response, the IDF has declared war on all sovereign bodies that are housing such “terrorist” agents as the lower intestine. 

 

Watch your asses!” 

Fassinating!

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3 Responses to “La Jetee: Notes from the Future”


  1. 1 Luckycloud
    January 14, 2009 at 1:42 am

    HAH!

    I just LOL’ed.

    LOL and Oates.

  2. 2 butttub
    January 14, 2009 at 6:56 am

    Also in this section of the Almanac:

    Q: What do you call spaghetti that come out of your butt?

    A: Poosta

  3. 3 Luckycloud
    January 14, 2009 at 2:44 pm

    Suggested soundtrack for this section:

    Britney Spears: Poops, I Did It Again.


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