Posts Tagged ‘Tea Party Assholes

08
Feb
10

hard to remember

Palin's Hand

I imagine most people have seen this already but in case they haven’t: Sarah Palin’s “cheating on high school math test” style crib notes from her appearance at the Tea Party convention. I always thought putting a little piece of paper with the answers written on it in my sock worked better. In case you can’t make it out, it says:

Energy
Budget Tax
Lift American Spirits

Kind of amazing.

20
Jan
10

Disillusioned that Coakley lost?

Scott Brown got you down? Well, here’s the way out: Believe the universe is made of math.  The logical inevitability of reason (or complete destruction) becomes apparent, and then it’s only a matter of time before the Tea Partiers fall away.  Not like you’ll be around to see it, unless you’re lucky enough to reach the age of biotechnological immortality, but even then the idea of a self (much less rugged individualism) gets fuzzy. In the mean time, Elitism and his cousin Hedonism will keep you going, just as long as you can get a hold of some dollar bills. Let Lie E-8 show you the light, and the futility and redundancy of human government won’t be so depressing.

18
Jan
10

I Love Everything About this

“We Can Do This”




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