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May
10

Absurd Conspiracy Theory # 1

Facts:

- For election day, the School District of Philadelphia schools do not open until 10:00 am tomorrow.

- Teachers at many of the schools are expected to come to in at 8:00 am, despite the fact that the students will not be there. This limits the ability of teachers to vote.

- Parents of students who are staying home an extra two hours have an incentive to stay home in the morning, and are thus limited in their ability to vote by this unusual situation.

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Here’s the conspiracy theory: Someone (Specter?) is trying to suppress the liberal Philadelphia vote.

Here’s what probably actually happened: The School District of Philadelphia is probably just horribly horribly incompetent.

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1 Response to “Absurd Conspiracy Theory # 1”


  1. 1 MoGa
    May 18, 2010 at 5:47 am

    That sucks.


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