30
Oct
09

HALLOWEEN ! ! !

Just like every year, Sarah’s mother was dressed as Jeremy Bentham’s dead body. She had a wood and glass case made up just like Jeremy Bentham’s cabinet at the University College London. Sarah wore a British university custodian costume, which was actually a ‘sexy maid’ costume because Masks & More didn’t sell a British university custodian costume. She wheeled around her mother’s viewing booth on a dolly.

Just like every year, Sarah got drunk and said Dead Jeremy Bentham’s Custodian a lot when people asked what she was supposed to be. Except this year, about halfway through the night, Sarah’s mother suffocated and died. Then Sarah said My Mother’s Pallbearer and cried into her Jim Beam.

PS: COME TO OUR HALLOWEEN PARTY TONIGHT! BEN & SCOTT & SCOTT’S HOUSE//PHILADELPHIA!! 7:30 PM


1 Response to “HALLOWEEN ! ! !”


  1. 1 paisleyreich
    October 30, 2009 at 5:29 pm

    haha ohhh that is awesome


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