Did you know that lots of people all over America threw tea parties today? And these were not anglophile or effete Americans. These were mostly angry men who really hate taxation that goes to fund things other than war. These are white dudes with clock radios and sadness. That makes them kind of like me, except with clock radios. I am them minus the clock radios and plus doubt.
Thus, we can come to the mathematical formula: un(der)employed white male + clock radio + sadness – doubt = tea party goer.