Yul Brenner on Vacation:

Ghost Island Cruise- 2009
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Free Buffet/Hot Tubs
Optional Scuba Diving
Open Bar and Dance Club 10-12 Every Night!!!
Live Entertainment from Elvis Presley’s dead body, exhumed, shocked via electrical wires into flopping around on stage during Karaoke renditions of all his greatest hits.
I hope the first thing Elvis’ corpse performs is “All Shook Up.”
I’ve heard tell there will be a small-food buffet and that the laundry room is well stocked with fabric softener. Can you confirm or deny?
he usually does take requests. and yes, small food and soft clothes will be there in abundance