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EASTHAVEN CITY COUNCIL MEETING NOTES FOR JANUARY 24TH, 2009

WRITTEN BY ADMINISTRATOR

MONDAY, JANUARY 27TH, 2009

The meeting was called to order at 7:15PM by President Thompson. After the prayer and Pledge of Allegiance, Mr. Thompson moved to amend the agenda to include the minutes of the November 24th Budget work session. Mr. Newton seconded and the motion passed. Mr. Newton then moved to accept the amended agenda and Mayor O’Donnell seconded. The motion carried. Motions to accept the minutes of the December 1st pre-meeting study session and the council meeting were also passed.

Ordinance 29-04 adopting the budget for the council’s annual refreshments budget was presented for a second reading and put to a vote after some discussion.

Mr. Newton noted that a disproportionate portion of the budget had been allocated for cookies, specifically Pecan Sandies, which he claimed, Satan probably ate. Mr. Wellemeyer responded by stating that he believed the amount allowed for the purchase of Pecan Sandies to be fair, and that Mr. Newton would only spend the funds on figs of his namesake. Mr. Newton then claimed that Mr. Wellemeyer did not need anymore Pecan Sandies, making a gesture toward his stomach. Mr. Wellemeyer moved to have Mr. Newton’s claim be stricken from the record. Motion was brought to a vote and was defeated 1-6. Mr. Newton moved to amend the budget to subtract the $200 allotted for Pecan Sandies and add that amount to the amount allocated for muffins. Motion passed 6-1. Mr. Wellemeyer cast the dissenting vote.

Three resolutions were voted on and passed.

Resolution 34-02 allows the City Council President to park in parking spot 1-A. The resolution passed 6-1. Mr. Haynes cast the dissenting vote, noting that parking spot 1-A was the spot in which he normally parked his vehicle.

Resolution 34-03 allows Mr. Haynes to park his vehicle in parking spot 1-A. Resolution passed 6-1. Mr. Thompson cast the dissenting vote, stating that he was more in need of parking spot 1-A, given his status as a handicapped individual. Mr. Thompson lifted his cane into the air.

Resolution 34-04 allows the City Council President to park in parking spot 1-A. The resolution passed 6-1. Mr. Haynes cast the dissenting vote, suggesting that President Thompson had purposely crippled himself, and should therefore not be rewarded with parking spot 1-A.

Mr. Thompson moved to have Mr. Haynes removed from the council, pointing his cane at Mr. Haynes. Motion was brought to a vote and was defeated by a vote of 3-4.

Mr. Haynes moved to have Mr. Thompson be required to shut the hell up, noting that Mr. Thompson was worse than his wife. Motion was brought to a vote and was defeated by a vote of 2-5.

Mr. Thompson moved to amend to City Budget to include funds for an exploratory committee tasked with determining the reason Mr. Haynes would ever have been made a member of the City Council, noting that Mr. Haynes had never once contributed anything except ludicrous idiocy to any of its meetings. Motion was brought to a vote and was defeated by a vote of 2-5.

Mayor O’Donnell moved to require both Mr. Thompson and Mr. Haynes to shut their mouths for the remainder of the meeting. Motion was brought to a vote and passed 5-2. Mr. Thompson and Mr. Haynes cast the dissenting votes.

A motion to allocate city funds for the patching of the pothole at the intersection of Gray St. and Fitch St. was brought to a vote and passed 5-0.

After council members welcomed Samantha Rice to her new position and wished all a Happy Groundhog Day, the meeting adjourned and the audience and council entered the lobby for refreshments.

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1 Response to “EASTHAVEN CITY COUNCIL MEETING NOTES FOR JANUARY 24TH, 2009”


  1. 1 butttub
    January 28, 2009 at 7:24 am

    Thompson is no cripple. I know for a fact he says he’s got a bum leg but really just what happened is his old lady died and left him her handicapped parking sticker and he bought a nice gold-tipped cane to go along with it. He affects that limp pretty well, but you should see him a few cocktails into the night and all of the sudden which leg is the bum one is liable to change twice an hour.

    That’s the truth, sure thing. Thompson though, he’s not such a bad guy really. He’s got those big blue eyes you want to swim in, so mostly I forgive and forget and try to see how long he holds up under free booze. But this time, I’m speaking out, telling the truth to power, cause that Thompson, dreamy eyes or no, he crossed one line too many with me.

    Well, those things he did and those daughters with which he did them. It’s one of these times where I can’t keep silent and I can’t bear to speak the events. so elliptical telling suffices, and other truths, the likes of which maybe sort of fill in those areas of shadiness he hides so well beneath those eyes and that cane and that dignified hobble. But shit, you know the kicker? I saw it at his house and it’s for-real 100%. Old Thompson, he’s got a novelty cane made out of a taxidermically preserved bull penis. Said he got it from a catalog, likes the feel of his weight on it when he walks.


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